Each month in SPEED SPORT Magazine we highlight some of our favorite Twitter posts from racing personalities from various disciplines. Here is the SPEED SPORT Twitter Me This from October 2020.
Hunter Schuerenberg (@HunterPercent): Sitting at a stop light in town with @Mrs_H_Percent driving when she gets pumped to find out her loaner car has sport mode, she then asks me if she should take off in neutral…
Corey Heim (@CoreyHeim3): I swear every time NASCAR goes to an abrasive track, the commentators have to say “the tires are grated like cheese” at some point in the race.
Myatt Snider (@MyattSnider): Where can one acquire a new Bugatti to wake up in? And does it come with an alarm clock because I can’t be late tomorrow.
Steve Casebolt (@caseboltc9): The problem with eating is you don’t realize you are over eating until you’re done with your Baconator, large fry, large coke and Frosty. I mean, how was I supposed to know that was gonna be too much?
A.J. Flick (@CompleteChaos2): I’m going to start a formal petition to rename @PortRoyalSpeedway as “Kyle Larson’s Palace.”
Hermie Sadler (@HermieSadler): So I bought me a lawn mower a couple weeks ago, thinking cutting the yard would be therapeutic. Well today in less than an hour I got it stuck. Bad. Had to call someone to wench me out. Cut one more streak and I broke down. Probably related to trying to get unstuck. So…
Rick Mast (@rickmast22): I truly believe if people would’ve had more summer nights on a front porch with grandma, a tomato sandwich and sweat tea growing up they wouldn’t be so out of touch with reality.
Wyatt Alexander (@WAlexander_96): Nothing will wake you up from a lunch break nap like pouring rain on the roof and realizing you left the windows down in your truck.
Josh Williams (@Josh6Williams): I just love building race cars.
Demetrios Drellos (@demetrios_drellos): Do people go to Wendy’s and not get spicy nuggets?
Justin Grant (@JustinGrant40): My race gloves smell so bad my crew chief, Mark, asked if I could wash them or hang them somewhere else because they make him sick when he’s changing fuel settings. I had no idea. Might have to pop those guys in the wash.
Chase Cabre (@CabreChase): Nothing is more difficult in life than trying to get the kiosk at @panerabread to accept your card.
Noah Gragson (@NoahGragson): That awkward moment when you’ve been walking around all day and realize you’ve had a dryer sheet hanging out of the back side of your shorts.
Kyle Steffens (@kylesteffens8): When you’re trying to drink a beer before dinner on vacation and your wife is trying to snap 600 photos. Jesus!